Wine People, Wine People Say

Don’t Ask If You Don’t Want this Answer:



“I’m an alcoholic not a bartender.”
-Official answer to:¬†“How many parts OJ to Champagne in my mimosa?”

“I’m more of an enthusiast.”
-Official answer to: “Are you a wine expert?”

“I read the labels and I make up the rest.”
–¬†Official answer to: “How do you know so much about wine!?”

“I don’t discriminate.”
Official answer to: “What’s your favorite wine?”

*Blank Stare*
-Official answer to: “I ONLY drink ____________.”